Me: (making disgusted face) No
Curtis: What's the matter? You don't like watermelon?
Me: No. I never have.
Curtis: There's somethin' wrong with you.
Monday, July 15, 2013
Thursday, July 4, 2013
Happy 4th of July
As Curtis and I sat on the back porch of his home in Mineola, enjoying a glass of tea and a snack, I noticed an egg sitting on the table.
Me: What's the deal with that egg?
Curtis: Well it's gone bad.
Me: So what are you doing with it?
Curtis: I had two, but I threw one at the cat.
Me: I'm pretty sure that's animal cruelty.
Curtis: Good God, Lesley! I didn't try to hit her. I just like messin with her.
Me: So it's only bad if you hit her?
Curtis: Leave my cat alone.
Me: What about that egg?
Curtis: Leave my egg along too. Ill give it to the opossum if it makes you feel better.
Me: Thanks Dad.
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