This conversation took place while Curtis has a C-PAP machine strapped to his face:
Nurse: Curtis can you hear me? Can you wake up for me?
Curtis: I'm awake!
Nurse: Do you know where you are?
Curtis: I'm in the hospital.
Nurse: Good. Do you know your last name?
Curtis: (indistinguishable)
Nurse: (yelling) Do you know your last name?
Curtis: (yelling back) HOLLOWAY! I want some water!
Nurse: I can't give you any water unless you stay awake. Do you know what year it is.
Curtis: This is some bullshit.
Nurse: Do you know what year it is?
Curtis: I'm not answering any more questions until I get some water.
Nurse: Do you know who the president is?
Curtis: *&#$&@*) This isn't Nazi Germany. I'm done.
Curtis is famous for his non-cooperation with the people trying to save his life. But overall, any day he goes home from the hospital is a good day.
