"Some are like pets and some just want to eat everything in sight.
You have to kind of figure out which ones are which."
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Thursday, May 2, 2013
The Mouse
Me: What are you doing?
Curtis: I'm at Tom Thumb buyin' a mouse trap. I got a mouse in the house.
Me: How do you know?
Curtis: He ate my bread.
He didn't just eat a whole slice. Just the corners. I just bought that loaf.
It was a 1.67 on sale. Pretty good lookin' bread.
So I said, I'm gettin' a mouse trap TODAY.
Me: You sound bitter.
Curtis: I'm layin' for him tonight. He shouldn't have messed with my bread.
Curtis: I'm at Tom Thumb buyin' a mouse trap. I got a mouse in the house.
Me: How do you know?
Curtis: He ate my bread.
He didn't just eat a whole slice. Just the corners. I just bought that loaf.
It was a 1.67 on sale. Pretty good lookin' bread.
So I said, I'm gettin' a mouse trap TODAY.
Me: You sound bitter.
Curtis: I'm layin' for him tonight. He shouldn't have messed with my bread.
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