Me: What are you doing?
Curtis: I'm at Tom Thumb buyin' a mouse trap. I got a mouse in the house.
Me: How do you know?
Curtis: He ate my bread.
He didn't just eat a whole slice. Just the corners. I just bought that loaf.
It was a 1.67 on sale. Pretty good lookin' bread.
So I said, I'm gettin' a mouse trap TODAY.
Me: You sound bitter.
Curtis: I'm layin' for him tonight. He shouldn't have messed with my bread.
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