Curtis: This cats been comin' around a lot, maybe the King Snake will get him finally.
Me: What King Snake?
Curtis: The one that lives in the garage.
Me: Where?
Curtis: Well I think he lives in that old piano (pronounced pi-ana)
Me: For how long?
Curtis: Oh I don't know....at least 6 years or so.
Me: 6 years??? You mean I've been walking around in that garage with a snake running loose?
Curtis: I almost tripped over him a couple of times. He's pretty big.
Me: Dad, you should tell people about it before they go in your garage.
Curtis: A snake is not exactly something you want to disclose, Lesley. People kindly get freaked out.
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