Pug Exercise

Curtis:  How's Beans doing?

Me:  He's alright. We need to do something to get some weight off that dog. He's 24 pounds. 

Curtis:  He needs some exercise.

Me:  I know but the only place he wants to run is to his food bowl. 

Curtis:  Put his food bowl on a merry go round so he can chase it. 

Me:  You mean a treadmill?

Curtis:  Who was it the other day I saw had their dog on a treadmill?  He walked on it good. 

Me:  Where were you that you would see a dog walking on a treadmill? I don't think he would walk on a big treadmill anyway. 

Curtis:  You oughta get him a mini treadmill.  Or you could use a belt sander. 

Me:  A belt sander??  Wouldn't it sand off their foot pads?!

Curtis:  Naw.  He'll be alright.