Me: What'd you do today?
Curtis: Well I tried calling the VA to track down this old man we take to the doctor.
Me: Sounds like a mess.
Curtis: It was crazy. I told that guy on the phone: "You're a typical government worker. You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."
Me: You know your daughter used to work for the government.
Curtis: Who?
Me: Your daughter!
Curtis: Oh well there's a reason you don't work there any more. You're too smart.
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