Don't insult the man's driving...

Me:  I told my grandparents I would bring Beckham to see them around his birthday instead of them coming to the party. I don't want them driving in Dallas. 

Curtis:  Do you want me to go get them and bring them up?

Me:  I don't think your driving is much better than theirs. 

Curtis: You're just insulting!

Me:  Do you or do you not blow through the stop signs around Mineola like they're optional?

**click**

Me:  Hello?